My Wish, in the Showers

Wow, how unbalanced. How I wish my english is as unbalanced as Ivan's or Sam's, but I'll never get to that level, since I'm always bullshitting and whatnot. My wish is to be a better speaker. Additional wishes include having wisdom (and not a history of bullshit stuck in my mind), having the right sense of mind, and trying to memorise the names of all 386 Pokemon.

PS. It's not comfortable to write wishes while sitting on the toilet now, is it?
PS2. Pawn John Chee for GADS tomorrow, guys! Madster signing off...