can you smell it?

freedom. : p

teh ole version. =] btw, do check out other stuff on ole too. Some visits to NUS and stuff.

As Dated.

REMINDER: Send updated CV to Boss asap. Or you will fail something. I don't know what.



Email from Mr Chee to CPs, I think boss might've forgotten to forward to us. Do take note.

p.s. I hear from Jem that this info is available on OLE as well.

Mission briefing.

Boss wishes for us to write our testimonials and send it to his TP email by next week.

Yes, you heard me right. Write our own testimonials.

It should include our achievements in the past 2 years, stuff that you think sounds damned well impressive enough to knock any future employers out of their knockers.

Like any A grades.

Or Z grades.

They're sure to love those.

*cough*

So you heard him. Testimonial, within 9 days from now, in his TP email.

Move out.

Firo, out.

Some more demands~

due to popularity demands, some people wants thursday chalet as well. If that the case, we need to fork out more money. Total chalet will cost ard 750 dollar inclusive of GST. If that the case, our cost might go up to 60 dollar per person so need everyone consent. (this is also due to the food we need as quite a few other people are invited for the chalet). Beside the whole class of us, we may also need those people who are staying to also fork out the money. We have around 18 regular people.

Roughly 18 x 60 = 1080
1080 - 750 = 330 (overflow for food)

Any other remaining is divided back among us. Also do we have any class fund left or club fund etc?

So this is a definate need for EVERYONE consent before i proceed to booking. Reply asap.

Attendance

Current Attendance

- All c152 guys
-Eugene
-Boss
-Nick
-Martin
-Garry (haven contact yet)
-Chong Ming (haven contact yet)
-Jem GF (maybe)

Going to update this post constantly need more confirmation so can buy the right amount of food. No inviting of bastard and bitches

Luxury style @@

There are four chalets at our Sea View Terraces. These double-storey terraces are located near the multi-purpose court. Units are fully furnished with
a living room set, TV and games table; dining room;
air-conditioned bedrooms furnished with beds ,wardrobe, dresser, bedside table and wall fan;
toilets/bathrooms with shower heater;
BBQ pit and a fully equipped kitchen.Sea View Terrace 1, 2, 3 and 44 bedrooms, 2 queen beds, 4 single beds, 4 attached bathroom cum toilet and 1 common bathroom cum toiletNB. 2 of the 4 bedrooms are located at the 2nd floor. The suitable group size for day use is 40 persons only. 8 persons only for night use.

Anyone need condoms??

Plucking twangers while bouncing balls.

I interrupt this broadcast to bring you an important announcement.






The original program will now continue. Thank you for your patience.



Firo, out.

Latest update

Yoz latest update is here lol.

BBQ food suggestion as follow (the same crap you seen since BBQ first started):

Chicken wing
Chicken fillet
Satay
Marshmellow
Fish fillet
Crabstick
Sausage

Any other suggestion or any removal of food tell me in comment or sms. Remember turn up for BBQ and invite friends if you want~ Class special gift given then and there.

the best of 08!

Alrighttty its 2009 already but we have some great moments in 08

2008!

peektures!
random or funny ones!

6 man drumming attempt on expert mode (ps: we failed)

how the name weshmilu was found.

mudnor's mini shop at sim lim

bunny ears!

fat's bday bash in lab

cmsk 2 formals (firo the "formals" movie poster picture is missing thats why its not here)

cycling peektures

our epix birthday cake for november bday kidz

zech and audrey look-alikes (race driver seh)

videos!

ken lee song. done by mad and sam

the epic concourse sprint.


msn talk.

del sings on msn

sam's secret

firo's acronym

firo's cheatin!

shawn loves the boom boom bam bam


more stuff...

200th post, the ninja

our exile song. with FAIL lyrics

our ns name tags

the one word story from cycling trip


Alright if u all think i missed out on anything epic please do tell me!
*ps: i kindly labelled and highlighted the right words to describe the stuff. stop making that balloon grow fatter. ty.*

And happy new yearr to all! : D

Y so srs?

Now, to get this non-serious blog back on track, i present to you two short excerpts from Maddox's 'The Alphabet of Manliness'.

Read it. And refrain from orgasming from attaining such great manly wisdom.

[For those lazy to scroll all the way down to read about the chalet, its on the 20th Feb, 2 days 1 night, bbq will start around 7-8pm, bring along 40 bucks, if inviting any non-C152 people tell gongz by 16th feb, if want to invite any other lecturers other than boss and chong ming comment down there, bring any entertainment systems you are able to.]

"Odin - The Patron Saint of Rearranging Your Face

Odin is the manliest of all mythological gods. Nobody even comes close to Odin. Thor? Please. Zeus? Get the fuck out of my office. Zeus was probably the biggest pussy in all of mythology. His speciality was to roll over and take it in the corn hole. Lesser gods such as Ares, Poseidon, and his bitch wife, Hera, were always pushing Zeus around and walking all over him. The only thing Zeus ever did was turn people into rocks or mountains, and he could hurl an occasional lightning bolt. Ooo, a lightning bolt! Oh no, not that, anything but a lightning bolt! Look out, Zeus the all powerful will smite you just as long as you arent standing next to a long pole.

Unlike Zeus, Odin was a god who could get things done. Odin didn't fuck around with lightning bolts, Odin was the Norse god of war, wisdom, magic, victory, hunting, and poetry. yes, peotry. Although poetry is pretty much the unmanliest form of writing, Odin was man enough to make even this most effiminate of written forms rock tits. Here's a haiku written by Odin:

I murdered a man.
he had a wife and two kids.
I slept peacefully.

here's a poem Odin wrote one day when he ordered a sandwich, and they were out of wheat (Odin eats a diet high in fiber because cholesterol kills):

Bitch, say what?

That's all he wrote before he stomped his foot up her ass and wore her colon around his ankle.
If there was one word to describe Odin, it would be cocksure. Odin had no character flaws, unless you consider an excessively violent response to minor annoyances a character flaw, and i don't. Case in point: One time some guy went to one of Odin's temples to sacrifice in an effort to spare his village from the famine that was scientifically proven to be caused by Odin.
The guy tried to impale himself on a large stake, but he lost his balance and fell awkwardly on the pole, causing him to bleed all over the place. When Odin came down to collect the man's soul, he saw the mess and became furious because Odin hates a sloppy sacrifice. Odin was so pissed that he resurrected the man, ate him, and then poked his own eye out and ate it so he could watch the body as he digested it and shit it out."

"If someone invented a way to package sex and put it straight into your mouth, it would taste like beef jerky."
"Only the highest-quality ingredients go into making beef jerky, but one can't help but wonder: What's the secret ingredient that gives beef jerky its awesome flavor? It's so obvious that it's almost not worth mentioning, but for the benefit of the uninformed: Little girls. Proof: there's an old nursery rhyme that states, "Little girls are made out of sugar and spice and everything nice." Since only the highest quality ingredients go into making beef jerky, and all things that are of the highest-quality are necessarily a subset of "all things nice," it can then be said that beef jerky is made out of little girls."

Totally.

Firo, Out.