Retarded Song (No Tune Available)

A chalet is one of many events~
That will keep us together~
So why shouldn't we invite~
Our one lost over-sized brother~

You may think that I'm crazy~
Or simply insanely bad~
But that really is my name~
For I'm called 'Mad'~

Cans and bottles of beer~
Waiting to open for that night~
Before Nick can make me drink~
I'll have to disappear out of sight~

Cherish the wonderful moments~
The nights we shall remember~
For it will never last~
This bond that binds us together~

Added as an afterthought~
After verses of emo~
What's gonna happen to Chealsea~
After the departure of Mourinho~

I hope that Chelsea will crumble~
In the hands of rich-old-Roman~
And that Mourinho will join Manchester~
As an apprentice to Ferguson~