Owned By 12-Year-Old

Okay, today was pathetic. No, it's not my blog, so I shall not talk about chit-chat thingies. Rather than writing about going to Suntec to witness the launch of Halo3 (in which everbody dies in the end) and meeting Matin and Luqman while we (me, Firo and Bear) were there, I'm going to write about what just happened a while ago.

Was bored to death, tried to watch Moon Phase, and was really doing well watching, when suddenly this kid I met in O2Jam suddenly chatted with me. She's twelve, and will be sitting for her PSLE in a week's time. Guess what she wants. That's right. A final battle, before she takes off to study and not appear online until her PSLE finished (which was what she promised me she would do if I submit to her request).

So okay, we went into the gameroom, blah blah blah. And.. OH MY GOD, she's level 40! How could this be!? She was only level 30 when I last saw her in O2Jam (no, wait, that was months ago). She even dared me to choose my best song. Okay, I was scared. Heck, she even called me 'Sama' because I was so 'pro' to her, and now she's gonna thrash me at my best? Decided not to embarrass myself, I asked her what song she chose for her level 35 mission (it's to survive a level 15 song with a Hidden Ring, which makes the notes disappear at one point of the game field). She answered Bride in Dream Hard. Holy mother, I cannot even master that song in normal mode. Heck, I went with her plan.

*Game plays*
*Game ends*

WTF!? She full-combo-ed the song!? And with 60+ 'Good'!? Okay, my ego was already gone by then, but the torture wasn't over. She then requested for V3 Hard. What.. The.. A level 22 song? I can barely survive that last time, now I can play better, but NOT at a level to challenge somebody with, EVER! So, fine, I went with her plan again.

*Game plays*
*Game ends*

Oh my god. I lost by 20k points That's pathetic. Lol. She owned me. A Primary Six girl taking her PSLE soon owned me, and this is not the end. She say she'll come back in two weeks and we'll play again. Should I not appear in O2Planet again? This is embarrassing. And two weeks is not possible to reach the level of Kok's and Firo's calibre. I'm doomed. Think I'll copy paste this post onto my blogsite. A story of how a 18-year-old GUY gets pawned by a 12-year-old GIRL in a game. God.. Don't laugh, dammit.

PS. To know more about the event at Suntec, please visit my blogsite.
Lots of Love (LoL, get it?), Mad.

(O A O)

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*muffled giggles*

!(O A O) Revisited

From the front, this title looks like two boob-holes (if there're such things) growing on either thighs, sandwiching a straight virgin pussy in the middle, and a short penis with its head chopped off on the right-hand side of the guy's right thigh. Wes's new thighs? Cool shit... (Bulging right thigh)

!(O A O)

WES IS GROWING MAN BOOBS!



signed, bear.
im using firo's account right now, so firo is absolutely innocent.
believe it.

Bear's best friend.

Our little friendly stuffed toy! : D

Well you all should know that if you give the tail a goood squeeze, it squeaks. So bear was squeezing it like nuts.

Now now. Its up to you to think what hes up to in the picture : D

D=<

'fi' ME NOT WESHELICOLOSHIOUSLY-MENTALINSANIMCOMPOOPUSSINISTERRONEOUSEDIPSHITONTHEHEADLESSERETARD.

hah.

Comment removed?

I'm sure Wes removed it already. but mad has read it. aha

Retarded Song (No Tune Available)

A chalet is one of many events~
That will keep us together~
So why shouldn't we invite~
Our one lost over-sized brother~

You may think that I'm crazy~
Or simply insanely bad~
But that really is my name~
For I'm called 'Mad'~

Cans and bottles of beer~
Waiting to open for that night~
Before Nick can make me drink~
I'll have to disappear out of sight~

Cherish the wonderful moments~
The nights we shall remember~
For it will never last~
This bond that binds us together~

Added as an afterthought~
After verses of emo~
What's gonna happen to Chealsea~
After the departure of Mourinho~

I hope that Chelsea will crumble~
In the hands of rich-old-Roman~
And that Mourinho will join Manchester~
As an apprentice to Ferguson~

CHELSEA?!

CHELSEA?! Who cares! LMAO. =X

Just kidding.. Not that I'm into soccer that much. Lolz.

*unhealthy comments removed* : )

Nick, we try share the cost of 1 night la. Don't need Sam to bao that night. He can bao the beer and whatever we drink. That's better isn't it? =X

AHAHAHAHAHA.

-Bear off-

XD

Nice reaction fi.

lol.


neewayyyyyyssss, mourn everyone, its a sad week, jose mourhino has quit chelsea : (
oh yea anti chelsea ppl, rejoice?

( '_' )

..... YOU DARE SPEAK OF THE MIGHTY TOM!?








....no?

updates

i wish i had the cash to get drunk....LOL no lar... errr yar the chalet has been extended to friday so it starts from the 23th... we'll have bbq on that day and on 24th we have bbq and buffet... lol drinking session at all times dont be afraid to get drunk.... you will only find yourself hanging upside down on a tree somewhere on the beach when you wake up.... errr and samuel i will see how much i can get for the friday one so you no need to pay so much....lol paiseh sia...... lucky only birthday once a year and jem will pay you back the next time i see you? although i dont think will be really soon.... HAHahaHhAHa and remember to get boss also.... invitation cards not out yet though....and ya feel free to invite anyone btw you all going to invite ken???

= DDD

Aww firo dont feel so left out. join us > : D

=D

last i heard(which was abt 5 mins ago?), all the people there's a wower. glhf ^^

As Dated.

Lol Jem. Don't collect from him, let him keep the money, then we chip in a book one more night Chalet. What say everyone? Haha. Aiya Nick, just book, I'll cover that night if I have to. Also Jem, you chao pussy. Miss TBC 'cause of that. At least I got meeting on one day, and ponned two days nia. Hahahaha. End up no one from our class went man. Talk about imba.

Also, I heard they polished the floor outside the gaming lab. C'mon guys, lets keep up the tradition of going to school in the hols to play! It feels so... weird to be alone inside, or at most have 1 or 2 other people. So far I've only seen g0ngZ and t3h b055 inside the previous week.

Late night post

lol. Yo, nick. Sounded dead. You posting this when you're drunk isit. lol. Anyways, you still owe me a $24 Logitech mouse, Or i gonna charge interest that can net me those imba 100+ mouse. :D

Anyways, INTSC having another Sentosa outing this Saturday, as I heard/read from their blog tagboard. Anybody interested? I asking if Coburn's going. I will be xD Damn sian missing TBC. Those I told you why don't tell.. shh... secret. lol

chalet

errrm..... the chalet is on the 24th november...... errrrr....... its small.......haizzzzzz...... regret.......... errrr and its for a day only..... no budget ..... haizzzzzz but you are all invited to stay for the night....... hope you all dont get drunk though..... errrrr.... and its at east coast E01 and you all can come after 2.30pm...... i think thats all?.... and yar ... i will be getting babi wings.... Lol and yar.... will try creating an invitation card..... dont be surprised if you got spammed

Nick's Chalet

Hey guys just take note, Nick will be organising his chalet on the 24th of November, that's a Saturday, one or two weeks before our term test (I think it's before our study week, that weekend). So erm, try to make yourselves free within that time span, and I think I heard Nick mentioning about wanting us to stayover *hint hint?* (Copyrighted Zech).

November, the month that three guys from our class will join the League of 'Having-Sex-Is-Okay-Now' Gentlemen (Hey I'm already in the League, only that I can't do it... Yet). So expect hell to break loose. I pity Nick, though. Hope you guys can make it.

.:.MadKun, the fucking Malay.